Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Days sans Petanque: Bagging the big ones


"Greatest hunting experience of my life," say big game hunters, Ed "The mine" Claymore and Pete "The Predator" Masher. It was touch and go for a while between the frozen and the baking good isles. But we bagged the big two. I'm mounting mine in the shop and I think Pete's gonna design a label based on his. I did have to dive over a wheel chair vet and Pete here straight armed a lady with a cane like he was a pro running back rushing for third and goal. You really find out what you're made of out there in the self checkout line. And it's good to know who's got your back when it comes to grabbing a wipe for the carts. My advice for newcomers, "Keep your elbows sharp and your face mask dry."
I can hardly wait to gather 'round the shed and tables and tell the guys about it. Hey! Where is everyone?

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Trancendence Theater has been posting some uplifting videos of their past performances. I like this "Lean on Me" number. It was amazing live. Crank up the sound to get the feeling. Hope they make it through this and produce more wonderful evenings at Jack London State Park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaigqCrlybQ
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