Subject: Days of Petanque: OK Corral
Date: March 30, 2020 at 8:02:51 AM PDT
Wolf. Dave. I'm sorry but you've been reported to be in violation of the six foot social distance rule and we are going to have to take you in. We can do this the easy peasy way or we can do this the hardy party way. But either way, you are coming with us behind the shed over there. What's it gonna be?
I don't know. Dave what do you think?
I don't know either Wolf. What do you think?
Guys. How much time do we have before we have to decide?
Gee guys, it's kinda hot in these dusters and I don't know how long we can keep this sepia thing going before they strip the copyright images off us and take us back to the photo catalogue.
Well this violation is not really our fault. You see we were using crazy glue to fix my shoes and now we're kinda stuck together.
That's ok. I think these guns are props we use for our re-enactments of the gunfight at the OK Corral in Tombstone Arizona. Hell My mustache isn't even real. It's pasted on with rubber cement. Hell, we're not even real photos, but just something Carlos ripped off the internet. But we ARE real enough to cast a shadow. So it's a matter of how lucky you're feeling today. "You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky?"
Bunch of cardboard cowboys. What a joke.
We're still here. We can hear you.
Listen Wolf, you can let go now, I need to go change Daisy's diaper and give Dani a break.
Yeah. I've got work to do on the boat before we leave tonight. My love to the family.
You too. Take care.
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Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way. —Clint Smith
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The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. ― Bob Marley
I don't know. Dave what do you think?
I don't know either Wolf. What do you think?
Guys. How much time do we have before we have to decide?
Gee guys, it's kinda hot in these dusters and I don't know how long we can keep this sepia thing going before they strip the copyright images off us and take us back to the photo catalogue.
Well this violation is not really our fault. You see we were using crazy glue to fix my shoes and now we're kinda stuck together.
That's ok. I think these guns are props we use for our re-enactments of the gunfight at the OK Corral in Tombstone Arizona. Hell My mustache isn't even real. It's pasted on with rubber cement. Hell, we're not even real photos, but just something Carlos ripped off the internet. But we ARE real enough to cast a shadow. So it's a matter of how lucky you're feeling today. "You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky?"
Bunch of cardboard cowboys. What a joke.
We're still here. We can hear you.
Listen Wolf, you can let go now, I need to go change Daisy's diaper and give Dani a break.
Yeah. I've got work to do on the boat before we leave tonight. My love to the family.
You too. Take care.
———
Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way. —Clint Smith
———
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. ― Bob Marley
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"Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.
"Pooh!" he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you."
― The House at Pooh Corner
"Pooh!" he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you."
― The House at Pooh Corner
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