Date: March 30, 2020 at 12:32:02 PM PDT

Hello Rubi. There's a good doggie. Now I'm going to tell you about the world. So pay attention. First God made the world. Then some bad people did some bad things and some good people did some good things and a whole bunch of people got caught up in the middle of things that were beyond their control until we ended up here today. What do you think of that?
Wuf.
Yeah. Wuf. I was thinking the same thing. Hey. What do you think about the new baby in the family?
Wuf.
OK. Sure there's bound to be some time to adjust. But think about it this way. Some day she'll be able to take you for walks.
Wuf.
Sure. We all liked things the way they were but I'm afraid that's not in the cards old boy.
Wuf.
I didn't mean old. I meant like ol'. Like ol' pal, or ol' buddy. So…we good?
Wuf.
Me too. Wuf. And that's a fact.
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones
What do dogs do on their day off? Can't lie around – that's their job. – George Carlin
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