Subject: Days of Petanque: Walking the Dog
Date: February 27, 2020 at 7:27:56 PM PST
This is The Bits waiting for me when I've stayed too long at the courts. Her tags say Bitsy but she is actually from Tatooine and her real name is O.B.Quiet. I'm having her DNA tested to see if she is part Wookiee.
There are some vicious rumors going around (I suspect Russian disinformation) that I have no dog. Like all really effective lies there is a kernel of truth in it, in that Bitsy is technically September's dog. But Bits has quite strongly bonded with Sheila (yes, I actually do have a wife), to the point that they go to the powder room together. I know.
So let's have no more implications that I am leaving the park to avoid playing with, against, or even on the court next to Lanter. I am very happy to play on the day after Dave has left to play in parts unknown.
OMG have you seen Daisy's picture where Dave is squeezing her cheeks, If not, then demand he show it to you. Too cute. I suspect he will be using it to embarrass her in front of potential boyfriends. Yikes Dave! But we dads will do what we have to, to keep her from boys anything like we were when fathers locked the doors when we walked up the driveway.
There are some vicious rumors going around (I suspect Russian disinformation) that I have no dog. Like all really effective lies there is a kernel of truth in it, in that Bitsy is technically September's dog. But Bits has quite strongly bonded with Sheila (yes, I actually do have a wife), to the point that they go to the powder room together. I know.
So let's have no more implications that I am leaving the park to avoid playing with, against, or even on the court next to Lanter. I am very happy to play on the day after Dave has left to play in parts unknown.
OMG have you seen Daisy's picture where Dave is squeezing her cheeks, If not, then demand he show it to you. Too cute. I suspect he will be using it to embarrass her in front of potential boyfriends. Yikes Dave! But we dads will do what we have to, to keep her from boys anything like we were when fathers locked the doors when we walked up the driveway.
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"He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector." ―Tom Wolfe
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