Kickstarter has a paint color project named "50 Shades of Dorian Gray." I think it is affecting my copy of The President's Sweet by A RAD DAD RAN. I think my mirror may be doing the same thing to me. I suspect some forever young movie star has done a deal with the devil to foist off his wrinkles onto me because I'm looking WAY older than I really am. Maybe I should get a new mirror. I think that movie star is also offloading his extra pounds onto me as well. And flabby muscles. And grey hair. And smaller bank account. Come to think about it, there's the extra weeds in the garden and the steeper stairs than there were when we bought this place.
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Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging. ― Maya Angelou
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected. ― Robert Frost
Author's Note: If only.
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If you are thinking about unsubscribing, I think sooner better than later. I don't know when it will be too late but I'm sure it'll be too soon.
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