I have pictures of them on my phone. Did you see them too?
Yes. I'm forwarding this to my contacts in Washington. But the president keeps saying they have it under control. He says there are no longer any aliens here and the photos are fake news and must have been created in Photoshop.
Oh sure. That's bull sheets. I say we catch one and UPS it to him.
Oh wait. Now he's saying they're coming up from Mexico and we should build that wall as fast as possible. He thinks they are blue because they're cold and global warming should make them melt, solving the problem. The more petroleum we burn the faster we will be rid of them. He also says not to feed them and they'll go somewhere else.
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Jake Sully: Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream. Sooner or later, though, you always have to wake up.
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