Sunday, April 12, 2020

Days sans Petanque: An Investment Opportunity

I've decided to use the Shelter-In-Place as an opportunity to start my home-based Petanque equipment business. I am of course looking for investors ready to make a killing in this time to take advantage of online shopping frenzy. 



Due to The Big C Virus cutting off my access to manufacturing in China, Cambodia, and Easter island I have hired three runaway fourteen year olds. They are working the production line in my basement even as we speak. If we meet my sales projections we could all be driving Teslas by Christmas. Well, except for the fourteen year olds. But hey, I plan to give them bonuses of a page each from my Pokémon binders. I know. I know. It's too much you say, but they say you only go around once, at least I hope so. I'd hate to have to make the same mistakes of my youth all over again. Once was enough.
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If you decline my offer to invest in my startup you are probably smarter than you look. I say that with all due respect. So take what remains of your dubious faculties and unsubscribe now while you have the chance 
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Listening to Deep Purple
April Stevens, Nino Tempo

When the deep purple falls
Over sleepy garden walls
And the stars begin to twinkle in the night
In the mist of a memory
You wander all back to me
Breathing my name with a sigh


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And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance

—"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack






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